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伦敦 1837年
科灵伍德上将 Admiral Collingwood!
什么事 上将 Well, Admiral?
女王陛下 是喜讯 Great news, Your Majesty!
我们终于打败法国了 The French are defeated at last,
还有俄国 葡萄牙 also the Russians, the Portuguese,
中国 the Chinese
和威尔士 and the Welsh.
这么说 我们现在是海上霸主了 Then our navy rules the ocean.
几乎可以这么说 女王陛下 Almost entirely, Your Majesty.
几乎 Almost?
美中不足的 只有这儿 Unfortunately, just here,
我们还有点小麻烦没解决 we're still having a little trouble with
是海盗 pirates.
看看我的宝座上写的什么 上将 What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral?
是"我恨海盗" "I hate pirates,"
陛下 ma'am,
没错 Exactly.
我恨他们 Hate them,
恨他们愚蠢的劳动号子 with their idiotic shanties!
他们怪异的帽子 And their ridiculous hats!
和没完没了的咆哮声 And their endless, blasted roaring!
我要他们沉船海底 上将 I want them sunk, Admiral!
粉身碎骨 葬身鱼腹 听到没 Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me?
我恨海盗 I hate pirates!
是战利品 It's the looting,
是弯刀 It's the cutlasses,
战利品 It's the looting!
弯刀 It's the cutlasses!
战利品 Looting!
弯刀 Cullasses!
战利品 Looting!
不好意思 船长 Sorry, Captain, we were just
我们刚在讨论当海盗有什么好 discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate.
是吗 You were, were you?
我觉得是可以烧杀抢掠 I suggested it might be the looting,
我认为是可以手持闪闪发亮的弯刀 Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses,
而我觉得是更容易得各国的流行病 And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases.
你们 你们全部都错了 Well, you're, all of you, wrong.
当海盗最好的地方 The best bit about being a pirate
不是烧杀抢掠 也不是拥有弯刀 isn't the looting or the cutlasses.
不是喝到美味的烈酒 不是得坏血病 It's not the grog or the scurvy
更不是为了看裸体的美人鱼 or the scantily clad mermaids.
当海盗最好的地方 The best bit about being a pirate
是火腿之夜 is Ham Night!
火腿之夜 Ham Night!
火腿 Ham!
在你鼻子上了 On your nose.
加油 船长 加油 船长 Go, Captain. Go, Captain,
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
就像火腿芭蕾晚会 It's like a meat ballet.
- 为了火腿之夜 干杯 - 火腿 - To Ham Night! - Ham!
- 敬海盗船长 - 海盗船长 - And to the Pirate Captain! - Pirate Captain!
海盗船长 Pirate Captain!
怎么样 二副 How was that, Number Two?
你宝刀未老 船长 You've still got it, Captain.
为了那个男人 我什么都愿意 I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man.
好了 现在 嘘 嘘 嘘 静一静 伙计们 Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush.
- 伙计们 伙计们 - 敬海盗们 - Lads, lads, - Pirates!
- 不是我一个人的功劳 - 别这么谦虚 - It's not all about me, - Don't be modest,
不 不 不 No, no, no.
每个有着睿智双眼和络腮胡子的 Behind every captain with glittering eyes
- 船长身后… - 络腮胡子 - and a luxuriant beard... - Luxuriant!
确实是啊 That's what it is,
都有一群浪里白条的船员 there's a crew of briny rogues.
浪里白条 Briny rogues!
当然 你们中确实有些人渣 Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber.
要开除他们吗 Will you get away with ya?
有些人更像家具 而不是海盗 Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate,
还有被我戴了顶帽子的鱼 and some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat.
但是 你们仍是船长心目中的的好船员… But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for....
别忘了波莉 Don't forget Polly.
不会忘 绝对不会忘 And not forgetting, never forgetting.
波莉 航行最佳伴侣 Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas.
来吧 菇凉 Come on, girl,
我超爱她的泡泡眼 I love her beady eyes,
谁拥有羽毛般柔软的心 谁是这艘船的灵魂 who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat?
是你吗 是你吗 Is it you? Is it you?
是的 是的 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
肯定是你 不是吗 It's definitely you, isn't it?
是的 是的 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
好了 我刚说到哪了 Right. Where was I?
噢 是了 是了 Ah, yes! Ah, yes.
有重要消息宣布 Important announcement.
海盗之王亲自下旨 By order of the Pirate King himself.
年度最佳海盗 The Pirate of the Year Awards?
你要去… Are you going to...
你还要去参加 Are you going to enter again?
当然 像我这么有型的海盗 当然要去 That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate,
我知道我一直都没赢过 已经… I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last...
- 20年了 - 20年 对对 - 20 year. - 20 years, yeah.
没错 痛风20年的海盗你伤不起啊 Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years.
可能还要久 21年 22年 It might be a bit more. 21, 22.
对对 谢谢 谢谢 Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.
- 但你还是很不错的 - 嘘 - You were very good, though. - Shush!
重点是 每次我去都没赢 The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win,
所以根据数学定律… so by the sheer law of maths...
数学 Maths,
我这次赢面很大 I must have a really good chance this time.
有人跟我一起吗 伙计们 Are you with me, lads?
当然 这次绝对精彩 Yes! This can only end brilliantly.
出发 去抢劫吧 Then let's go plundering!
♪ Deep in the castle and back from the war
哥伦比亚影片公司 索尼影视动画工厂 联合出品
♪ Back with milady and the fires burnt tall
♪ ”Hoorah” went the men down below
英国阿德曼动画公司 制作发行
♪ All outside was the rain and snow
♪ Over the hill (CANNONS BOOMING)
神奇海盗团
♪ Came the swords of a thousand men
动画指导 劳埃德·普莱斯
♪ We had to meet the enemy a mile away
演艺总监 马修·派瑞
♪ Thunder in the air and the sky turned gray
视觉特效总监 安德鲁·莫利
♪ Assembling the knights (TRUMPET PLAYS FANFARE)
♪ And their swords were sharp
♪ There was hope (FAINT SCREAMING)
电影故事 雷吉·布德格
♪ In our English hearts (GUNFIRE)
♪ Hear our roar, hear our sound
♪ We're gonna fight until we have won this town
艺术指导 诺曼·加伍德
♪ Over the hill came the swords of a thousand men
总摄影师 弗兰克·帕辛厄姆
♪ Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
♪ Over the hill came the swords of a thousand men
陆地 Land ho!
血色岛 Blood Island,
正如其名 这座岛看起来就像血的形状 So-called because it's the exact shape of some blood.
动画剪辑 查斯丁·加殊
动画配乐 奥多·沙皮洛
高级动画主管 杰伊·格雷斯
♪ Hear our triumph, hear our roar
联合执导 杰夫·纽威特
♪ We're gonna drink a barrel and much, much more
执行制片人 卡拉·雪莱
血色岛泊船港湾
制片人 朱莉·洛克哈特
♪ Over the hill came the swords of a thousand men
制片人 彼得·洛伊德 / 大卫史保斯顿
根据小说《海盗！和科学家一起冒险》改编而成 原著 吉德安·狄福
耶 Yeah!
电影编剧 吉德安·狄福
导 演 彼得·洛伊德
♪ Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men ♪
不好意思 让一让 Excuse me. Mind out,
船长来了 Captain coming through,
非常感谢 thank you very much,
谢谢 thank you.
麻烦 一张年度最佳海盗申请表 One Pirate of the Year entry form, if you please.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在 我们来看看 Now, let's see.
"战利品" "Booty"?
噢 当然有 Oh, yes,
"咆哮" 也有 "Roaring." Check,
"劳动号子" "Shanties,"
我该选"振奋" I shall put "rousing,"
"胡子" "Beard"?
络腮胡 Luxuriant,
这么明显 obviously.
你觉得我是不是应该用血签名 Do you think I should sign it in blood?
好更引人注目一些 Make it more dramatic?
可能有些太得瑟了 Might be a bit on the showy side.
好像是 你说得对 Bit too much. You might be right.
海盗船长 Pirate Captain.
你不可能输的 船长 You can't lose, Captain,
我保证 I'd bet my face.
谢谢你 白化海盗 Well, thank you, Albino Pirate.
先生 你绝对十拿九稳的 You're a shoo-in, sir.
肯定的 七大洋中没人比得上你 Sure, there's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you.
把你们的宝贝女儿都关好 Lock up your daughters!
是我 假腿黑斯廷斯 It's me, Peg-Leg Hastings!
刚从西班牙寻宝回来 Back from plunderin' the Spanish Main.
我勒个去 Good grief.
我估计这能让我赢得今年的年度最佳海盗了 And I reckon this will make me Pirate of the Year.
别担心 先生 他只有钱 没有炮 Don't worry, sir, He's all flash and no bang.
弯刀丽兹 Cutlass Liz,
巴巴多斯岛的屠夫 the Butcher of Barbados.
你们好 帅哥们 Hello, boys,
你们估计都在想 我的美还能不能杀人 You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful.
答案是肯定的 Well, I am.
你好啊 小刀子 你个小骚货 Hello, Cutlass, you trollop
死断腿 你个臭鱼饵 Peg-Leg, you pile of squid bait.
看看 傻大个 Check it out, lubbers.
世界上最大的钻石 The world's biggest diamond.
那个小宝贝上要写上我的名字了 That baby's got my name on it.
她连胡子都没有 She doesn't even have a beard.
偶滴娘喂 Sweet Neptune's briny pants,
是黑心贝拉米 Black Bellamy.
嗷 Roar!
泪流满面吧 伙计们 Read it and weep, ya coves!
没错 我黑心贝拉米将会 That's right, Black Bellamy is gonna be Pirate of the Year.
蝉联年度最佳海盗 Again.
你怎么样 很高兴见到你 How are you? Good to see you.
我请客 喝美酒 Grog for everybody!
人人都有份 Grog for everybody!
哇哦 跟他们比我们太菜了 不是吗 Wow, we are rubbish compared to them, aren't we?
或许我们该走了 头子 Perhaps we should be off, sir.
是的 Yes.
是的 是的 说得好 Yes, yes, good point.
我刚想起来 事实上 我还有些重要的 I just remembered, actually, I have some very important
绳结没解 bits of rope I need to untangle,
谢谢 Thank you.
这不是海盗船长嘛 Well, if it isn't the Pirate Captain.
你们好啊 小贝 小刀 小腿 Hello, Bellamy. Cutlass. Peg-Leg.
没注意到你们来了 Didn't notice you come in.
你的胡子看起来不错 伙计 The beard's looking great, my man.
而且你的悬赏金也上涨了哟 And I see that you're more wanted than ever.
【海盗通缉令】悬赏12金币 外加一只笔
别这样啊 大家 友好一点 Come on, everybody, be nice. Give him a break.
低点声 好了 Bring it down a little bit. All right,
说真的 船长 Seriously, Captain,
你的海盗事业咋样啊 how's the pirating business treating you?
哦 非常好非常好 谢谢你的问候 Yeah, yeah, brilliantly, brilliantly. Thanks for asking.
钱滚钱啊 Treasure coming out of my eyeballs.
我付洗头费都是用50块的大钞 Taken to washing my hair in 50-pound notes.
真的 Really?
既然你这么有钱 If you've got so much booty,
怎么还开那条破船啊 then haw come you're still sailing that old wreck?
总之 我很想呆在这和你们聊天 但是 你知道的 Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know,
哥要抢劫 人要… 人要吃饭 places to pillage, people to... people to skewer.
拜托 Come on!
真恶心 That is disgusting,
等等 Wait a minute.
船长 这是什么 Captain, what is this?
- 什么 - 船长 - What? - Captain?
没什么 能还给我吗 That's nothing. Could I possibly have that back?
- 等下 等下 等等 - 谢谢 - Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. - Thank you.
"年度最佳海盗" "Pirate of the Year“?
你要参加今年的年度最佳海盗评选 You're entering Pirate of the Year?
不不不 没有 No, no, no, no, no.
- 是的 - 再说一遍 - Yes. - Again?
是的 Yes!
拜托 难道他们改变规则了 Come on. Listen, did they change the rules?
我可一直以为这是评给战利品最多的人的 I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty.
原来奖杯是颁给拥有最肥鹦鹉的家伙的了 Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
她不胖 她只是骨架大 She is not fat. She's just big-boned.
她就是胖 兄弟 She's fat, dude.
好吧 继续 继续笑吧 Yeah, go on. Go on, then, laugh.
所有人 笑吧 Everyone laugh.
别管他们 船长 不值得 Ignore them, Captain. It's not worth it,
反正 奖章什么的都是浮云 The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper, anyway.
你们等着瞧 You'll see, you'll see.
我会成为年度最佳海盗的 I will be Pirate of the Year.
没错 Yes,
到时候你们就笑不出来了 And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces,
是的 Yes,
相信我 到时候你才知道什么是痛苦 And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do.
走吧 伙计们 Come on, lads.
好啦 Well,
好啦 听着 兄弟们 All right, now listen up, you coves,
让我们来告诉那些无赖 什么才是真正的海盗 we'll show those swabs a thing or two about pirating.
我们还有时间 用金灿灿的珠宝填满这些箱子 There's still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty.
也让我尝尝奖章的甜头 I can practically taste that trophy!
奖章 奖章 奖章 Trophy! Trophy! Trophy!
船长 目标在左舷方向 Captain! Sail off the port bow!
跟上 二副 Let's get after her, Number Two.
是 遵命 长官 Aye, aye, sir,
扬帆 Clap on all sail!
为了荣耀 上船桅 Royals and topgallants!
放帆布 Release those gallants!
开火 Fire those long things that go bang.
4号 6号加农炮 发射 Fire cannons four and six!
吃炮弹吧 傻大个 Eat cannonball, lubbers.
这才对嘛 伙计们 学着点 Here we go, lads! Look and learn.
把他们抓来 海盗船长 Go get them, Pirate Captain!
不许动 我是海盗船长 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain,
我为你的金子而来 and I'm here for your gold.
金子 这是艘疫船 我愿把我右手臂卖了换钱 Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I'd give my right arm for some gold.
左手臂也行 Or my left.
好吧 兄弟 Right, lads.
上次是个小意外 Minor hiccup, that last one,
这次 This time,
将会大获全胜 it's payday!
我是海盗船长 我是来抢你的金子的 I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold.
我们在地理实地考察旅行 Geography field trip.
我是海盗船长 我… I'm the Pirate Captain, and...
我们是自然主义者 Naturists.
海盗船长… 金子 Pirate Captain. Blah, blah, blah, blah, gold.
这是鬼船 Ghost ship.
对不起 Sorry.
船长 我们发现了另一艘船 Captain, we've sighted another ship, sir.
好的 That's nice.
你想下命令袭击他们吗 Do you want to give the order to attack?
不 二副 不 我想我… No, not really, Number Two. No, I think I've...
我不想再当海盗了 think I had enough of piracy,
准备金盆洗手了 I'm hanging up my cutlass,
船长 别啊 Captain, no!
是的 我也许会去卖婴儿服 Yeah, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes, actually.
啥 What?
我听说 婴儿服行业很赚钱 因为 I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because
婴儿长的太快了 babies grow so fast.
不 你不能 我是说 船员们 No, but you can't. I mean, the crew
他们… 他们不能没有你 They'd... They'd be lost without you.
我他妈的都在想些什么 二副 What was I thinking, Number Two?
年度最佳海盗 Pirate of the Year?
凭我 Me?
看看放奖品的柜子 Look at the trophy cabinet,
最佳轶事奖 乌贼的故事 Best Anecdote About a Squid.
那就是我至今做出的仅有的成绩 I mean, that is all I've got to show for my entire career.
年度最佳海盗算什么 Pirate of the Year?
只是商业化宣传罢了 It's just commercialized nonsense.
海盗事业才不是为了奖品 Real piracy isn't about trophies.
而是背靠着楼梯战斗 It's about fighting up staircases backwards.
是嘴里衔着刀子从帆上滑下 It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth.
还有胡子的光泽度 Beard glossiness!
想想我们的过去的经历 And think about all the adventures we've had.
与阿芝特克的接触 Our adventure with Aztecs,
与那只猪的经历 Our adventure with that pig,
我们其他的探险 Our adventure with,
图书馆那次可能不算数 但那时我们很快乐 Okay, maybe not the librarians. But the fun we've had.
你的号子声要怎么办 And what about the shanties?
我是说… 人们会想念我喊的号子 Well, I mean... People would miss my shanties.
还有指挥别人跑来跑去 And the running people through.
好吧 我… 我确实很享受指挥别人跑来跑去 Well, I... I do enjoy running people through.
享受 你有指挥的天赋 Enjoy it? You're brilliant at it!
你是海洋中恐怖分子的首脑 You're a brine-soaked terror of the high seas!
你真这么认为 二副 Do you think so, Number Two?
所有人都这么认为 Everyone does!
你这海盗当得比黑心贝拉米那些人还要赞 You're more of a pirate than Black Bellamy or any of them.
你才是真正的海盗 You're a real pirate.
这就是为什么船员们 That's why the crew,
自从火腿节后 认为你是最好的船长的原因 they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham.
你以为他们 Why do you think they all
干嘛都纹那个图案 你想想 got that tattoo? Come on.
你怎么说 What do you say?
额 Arrr!
格老子的 那艘船在哪 By Neptune, where's that ship?
就是这次了 伙计们 This is the one, lads!
第九次幸运 我的胡子都感觉到了 Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard!
别像柠檬那样呆坐在那 Well, don't just sit there like lemons!
升旗 Hoist the flag!
是要一般的 先生 Standard, sir?
还是特级的 Or extra gruesome?
特级的 Extra gruesome!
吓破他们的胆 Let's make their gizzards shake.
查尔斯·达尔文的日记 Jounal of Charles Darwin.
在贝格尔号上 第93天 Day 93 aboard the Beagle,
我今天发现了新的甲壳动物 I have, today, discovered a new kind of barnacle,
我把它归类为节肢动物门昆虫纲 which I have categorized in the order of Pygophora.
我永远找不到女朋友了 我好伤心 I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy.
现在我还被海盗袭击了 And now I'm being attacked by pirates.
不许动 我是海盗船长 我是来抢你的金子的 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold.
我没有金子 I haven't got any gold.
没有金子 嗯 No gold, eh?
那我问你 这是什么 Then what, might I ask, is this?
这是狒狒的腰子 It's a baboon's kidney.
是嘛 Is it?
那这个呢 And what about this?
这是狒狒的另一个肾 It's another baboon's kidney,
船长 我们搜查了船舱 We searched the hold, Captain,
怎么样 And?
只有一些生物 Just creatures,
一些装在罐子里的生物 Bits of creatures in jars,
和一只面瘫的狒狒 And an unhappy-looking baboon,
这艘是什么船 What kind of ship is this?
我们是… We're a...
那个 我们曾经是一艘科学考察队 Well, we were a scientific expedition.
查尔斯·达尔文愿意为您效劳 先生 Charles Darwin, at your service, sir,
可怜可怜我吧 For pity's sake!
我要求的太多了吗 啊 Is it so much to ask? Is it?
我只是想要一点点的成功 I just want one tiny bit of success!
一点点同行们微不足道的尊重 One teensy weensy bit of respect from my peers
一次足矣 just once in my life!
这样也是滔天大罪吗 Is that such a crime?
是吗 Is it?
- 不是吗 - 当然不是 - No? - No!
那就不是 No,
我只是想告诉全世界 But you try telling that to the universe.
一次 就一次 我做对了 Just once, just once for things to go right.
只要… 一次 Just... Just once.
那个 这里还有我的事吗 So, are we done here?
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary,
我即将葬身鱼腹 about to meet a watery grave.
我们不是故意针对你 希望你理解 It's nothing personal, you understand.
只是… 这周过得不太顺 It's just... It's been a tough week
看人跳甲板能让他高兴起来 and a good plank walk usually cheers him up.
我就要死了 却连一个女士的胸都没摸过 Will die without reaching second base with a lady.
快点搞定 Get on with it!
今天的天气 Today's weather,
很糟糕 inclement.
- 等一下 - 又怎么了 - Stop! - Now what?
还有遗言要交代 啥时候有这种福利了 Last request, is it? Do we have to grant those?
我们签过保障人权的公约吗 Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to?
- 可那只鸟 - 你是说我的鹦鹉 - But that bird! - My parrot?
她只是有点魁梧 She's just big-boned!
不 她不是 我是说… 我是说 她不是鹦鹉 No,she's not. I mean... I mean, she's not a parrot.
不是鹦鹉 Not a parrot?
他在说什么 菇凉 What's he on about, old girl?
她是… 她是… She's... She's...
她是本时代的科学发现 She's the scientific discovery of our age!
她是一只 She's a
抱歉 只是 Sorry. It's just,
我实在是等不及了 that's my favourite bit.
你说 她是只渡渡鸟 A dodo, you say?
它已经灭绝了150多年 They've been extinct for 150 years,
现在居然发现幸存的 简直太不可思议了 To find one alive today, it's quite incredible,
你这个机灵的老姑娘 当然不会灭绝了 Well, clever old girl. Not going extinct
请恕我无礼 我愿意付 If I might be so bold, I would be prepared
10英镑买你的波莉 to pay you 10 pounds for your Polly,
波莉不是商品 Polly's not for sale,
10英镑 Ten pound,
她是我们的家庭成员 she's one of the family,
她就像一位 She's like an auntie,
鹰钩鼻姑妈 with a beak.
查尔斯 很抱歉 他们说的是对的 Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles,
波莉是这艘船柔软的心脏和灵魂 Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat.
来吧 小渡渡 Come on, little dodo.
这是一个不容错过的机会 It's such a missed opportunity.
如果我能在伦敦年度科学展出中 If I could've presented her
把她展示给英国皇家协会的话… in London to the Royal Society at their annual science show...
不好意思 这事没得商量 No question of that, I'm afraid.
- 她绝对会造成空前轰动 - 说再好都没用 - She'd have been an absolute sensation. - Yeah, well, can't be helped.
特等奖不过是囊中之物 And of course a shoo-in for the top prize.
还有奖 Prize?
是的 最佳科学发现奖 For best scientific discovery, Yes.
这个奖 This prize,
- 很值钱 是吗 - 何止值钱 - valuable, is it? - Valuable?
它是无价的 It's priceless.
价值连城 Untold riches,
- 船长… - 不 不 不 没事 - Captain... - No, no, no, no.
我刚在想 也许 也许我以前有点草率了 I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty.
但是 船长 伦敦 But, Captain, London?
那可是维多利女王的老巢 The home of Queen Victoria,
到处都是海盗的死敌 mortal enemy of pirates everywhere,
我们会被吊死的 We'll end up hanged at Execution Dock,
我们要藐视危险 记得吗 We laugh in the face of danger, remember?
- 我不记得了 - 我真的一点也不喜欢危险 - I don't. - I don't really like danger at all,
船长 还记得我们那次简短的谈话吗 Captain, do you remember the little talk we had?
关于猪是不是水果的那次吗 The one about whether pigs are actually a type of fruit?
不是 No,
不是那次 no,
是关于我们要尽量避免草率 the one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes
不要轻易以身涉险的谈话 that end in us facing certain death.
但是你听到这人说的 二副 You heard the man, Number Two.
"数不清的财富" "Untold riches".
先听听我的计划 Here's the plan,
我们去伦敦 波莉赢得这个科学展示奖 We go to London, Polly wins this science show thingy,
我们拿走奖金 然后我入选并夺得"年度最佳海盗奖" we take the prize money, I enter Pirate of the Year, I win!
好极了 Bingo!
- 但是 船长 我不确定… - 我们不会失败的 - But, Captain, I'm not sure... - We can't fail.
除此之外 你看看她的小脸蛋 And besides, look at her little face.
我也很想去赢得那个科学奖 I sure want to win that science prize.
咕噜 Squawk!
说的好 船长 Bravo, Captain!
我看的出你是个很有眼光的人 I see you're a man of vision!
好的 那么 查尔斯 你们的科学展是什么时候 Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours?
一周后 A week tomorrow,
真该死 Confound it!
你看 我们本来可以顺风行驶赶到的 You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us,
但不幸的是 那里有只可恶的大海怪挡道 but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
我想那些东西只是画来装饰的 船长 I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain.
真的吗 Is that a fact?
噢 太好了 Well, blow me down.
二副 从这个好小伙身上 你能学到不少哟 I dare, you could learn something from this fine fellow, Number Two.
♪ London calling to the faraway towns
♪ Now war is declared and battle come down
♪ London calling to the underworld
♪ Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
♪ London calling, see, we ain't got no high
♪ Now get this
♪ London calling, yes, I was there, too
♪ And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true
♪ London calling at the top of the dial
♪ And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
伦敦城 London Town,
世界上最浪漫的城市 the most romantic city in the world.
♪ I never felt so much alike alike, alike, alike... ♪
维多利亚女王 Queen Victoria
伦敦欢迎你 welcomes you to London,
不错嘛 That's nice.
也许她并没有那么坏 Perhaps she's not so bad after all.
【伦敦欢迎您】
【海盗必死】
好了 别忧心忡忡了 二副 Well, don't look so worried, Number Two.
海盗们经常拜访伦敦 Pirates are always visiting London,
调头吧 Turn back!
这就是海盗的下场 This is the fate of pirates here!
那是斯嘉丽·摩根吗 Is that Scarlett Morgan?
海盗船长 Pirate Captain,
天哪 Goodness me!
自从马达加斯加岛那笔生意后 就没见过你了 I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar
是的 我可不敢说她们都是女人 Yes. I could've sworn they were girls,
你看上去不错啊 摩根 you're looking well, Morgan.
是的 瘦了点 Yeah, lost a bit of weight,
你最近怎么样 what are you up to these days?
你知道 东忙西忙 You know, this and that.
事实上 正准备去参加一个科学比赛 Yeah, just gonna enter a science competition, actually.
- 那祝你好运 - 好的 谢谢 - Good luck with that. - Yeah, thanks, thanks.
不 不 等等 等一下 No, no, wait, wait!
回来 Turn back!
回来 Turn back,
- 对不起 - 不 - Sorry - No!
你对我的船做了什么 看看它的样子 Look what you've done to me boat, Look at the state of it.
我希望你买了保险 因为我… I hope you've got some insurance, cause I...
好了 那么 我们下船了 Right, then. We'll be off.
明天展出结束后我就立刻送她回来 I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show.
哦 别傻了 查尔斯 当然是我来展示波莉了 Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly.
- 你 - 是的 - You? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我一直想着能做点科学的事 I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science.
但是你不能 我是说 But you can't. I mean,
伦敦的街道可容不下海盗 the streets of London are no place for pirates.
海盗 什么海盗 Pirates? What pirates?
这里除了我们女童子军没有别人 Nobody here but us Girl Guides.
没错 Yes!
我这还有抢到的一枚勋章 I've got a badge for looting,
我们不是真正的女童子军 是我们 海盗们 We're not really Girl Guides. It's us, the pirates.
我们精通伪装 We're masters of disguise,
多么有新意啊 How ingenious,
但是同样 船长 我们今晚最好潜伏起来 But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night.
也许可以在我家里 Perhaps at my house,
- 船长 我真的认为… - 好计划 恰克 - Captain, I really think... - Good plan, Chuck,
参观科学家的生活也蛮有意思的 Be fun to see how you boffin types live,
好的 快点 马车 Well, come on. Taxi!
晚上好 警官 Evening, Officer,
你们好 女士们 Hidey-ho, ladies,
伦敦闻起来像我奶奶 London smells like Grandma,
吁 Whoa.
我们到了 Here we are,
家 甜蜜的家 Home, sweet home.
你从没带过女人回来吧 查尔斯 You don't get many women back here do you, Charles?
独居的人大多是杀人恶魔 People who live alone are always serial killers.
香蕉我的芭拉 Sweet Neptune on a bike!
别介意 波波先生 Don't mind Mr. Bobo.
- 只是我以前的一个项目 - 项目 - Just an old project of mine. - Project?
是的 我有过这样一个理论 Yeah, I had this theory,
养一只猴子 给它戴上单眼镜片 I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle
然后遮住他巨大恶心的屁股 and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ass,
那么他就不是只猴子 而更像一个 then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a
一只雄性猩猩 a man-panzee, if you will.
大胆的理论 Bold theory,
我不喜欢这只猴子 I don't like the monkey.
但是说实话 猴子只值十便士 But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny,
远不及波莉 he's not a patch on Polly here.
不管怎样 明天是个大日子 Anyhow, big day tomorrow,
我们都需要好好休息 we all need our rest.
我领你去看看你的房间 船长 Let me show you to your room, Captain.
就来 恰克 Right behind you, Chuck.
现在 计划是这样的 Now, here's the plan.
你知道怎么做吧 等那个大胡子白痴睡着了 You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep,
溜进他房间… then sneak into his room and...
船长 Captain,
关于… 关于达尔文先生 我确定他不安好心 it's... it's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good.
说真的 二副 你中什么邪了 Honestly, Number Two, what's got into you?
多亏了查尔斯 我们将会赢得无穷无尽的财富 Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches,
然而你却在这里拼命挑剔我们这个可怜的同伴 and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow,
- 是的 但是 - 好了 不用多说了 - Yes, but. - No, no, no. Not another word.
本年度最杰出的海盗需要睡个美容觉 A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep.
你能发出一些海上的杂音帮我催眠吗 Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off?
真不错 这个很棒 你能发出一些木板哆嗦的声音吗 That's lovely, Now, that is lovely. Can you do the shiver a timber?
还有海鸥的咯咯声 可以吗 And just chuck in a few gulls, would you?
女士们 先生们 我们的获胜者 Ladies and gentlemen, our winner.
掌声有请 海盗船长 Give it up for the Pirate Captain!
恭喜你 海盗船长 Congratulations, Pirate Captain,
除你之外 无人能配此荣誉 nobody deserves this more than you.
谢谢 小刀 Thanks, Cutlass.
还有你的胡子 And that beard of yours,
它真让我 it drives me
深深着迷 crazy.
交出来 Give it here,
还给我 贝拉米 它是我的 give it back, Bellamy, it's mine!
不 还给我 No, give it back,
我擦嘞 Neptune's navel!
还给我 你这傻大个 Come back here, you lubber,
站住 小偷 stop, thief!
我拿到了 I'll take that.
别跑那么快 我的朋友 Not so fast, my friend.
二副 Number Two!
二副 你还好吗 Number Two, are you all right?
放了渡渡 Unhand that dodo!
晚上好 船长 Evening, Captain.
二副 Number Two!
有人攻船 We're under attack!
快弃船 Abandon ship!
晚上好啊 船长 还有头巾海盗 Hello, Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf!
给我过来 神秘人物 Come back here, Mysterious Shadowy Figure!
加速 更快点 Faster! Faster!
逮住你了 你还好吗 姑娘 Got you! Are you all right, girl?
船长 我是说 出什么事了 Captain! I mean, what's going on?
别装无辜 Don't play the innocent.
你和你的猴子想偷波莉 You and your hench-monkey tried to steal Polly.
偷波莉 天哪 我没有 你肯定弄错了 Steal Polly? Dear me, no, you're mistaken,
那你怎么解释这个 Then how do you explain this?
好吧 这事不是很明显了嘛 Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it'?
有吗 Is it?
肯定是我的对手们 Some jealous rival scientist
想要偷走渡渡 must have tried to make off with the dodo.
不错 这个解释行得通 Well, that explains everything.
船长 求你了 我们启程吧 Captain, please, let's go.
波莉在伦敦不安全 Polly's not safe in London.
如果波莉有什么不测的话 我会很难受的 I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly.
波莉不会有事的 Nothing is going to happen to Polly,
她会百分百安全 交给我吧 she'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me.
现在 快点 我们不能让奖章久等 Now, come on, we can't keep that prize waiting.
谁能给我条毛巾 Anyone got a towel?
年度科学家 科学发现展示会
托你的福 烂香蕉 Nice going, banana butt.
所有荣誉都要被这群海上蠢蛋夺走了 Now this briny buffoon is gonna grab all the glory.
天要亡我了 It's a disaster.
真是… It's..,
很遗憾 有个坏消息 船长 Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain,
你们不能进去 You can't go in.
只有科学家才能进 你看 It's strictly scientists only, you see.
科学会议 限科学家 闲人免进
只好由我亲自来 I'll just have to present Polly
展示波莉了 myself.
我们不是真的科学家 是我们 海盗们 We're not really scientists, It's us, the pirates.
瞧 乔装高手 See? Masters of disguise.
但是波莉在哪 But where's Polly'?
这个无需你关心啦 查尔斯 That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in, Charles.
- 什么 - 我把她藏起来了 - Pardon? - I am keeping her hidden.
那个小偷可能就在附近 That shadowy figure could be anywhere,
幸运的是 我不仅精通伪装 Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises,
我还是个藏东西大师 I am also a master of hiding things.
好了 船员们 是时候大显身手了 Right, lads, let's show these boffins what's what.
但是 船长 But, Captain,
- 说真的 我… - 喂 - Really, I... - Hello!
我们来这参加科学表演 We're here for the science show.
我们是科学家 We're scientists.
这是定量吸管 这个是查尔斯·达尔文 That's a pipette, this is Charles Darwin,
我是科学家船长 and I am the Scientist Captain,
既然是科学家 那说出三大元素 If you're a scientist, name three elements.
好吧 让我想想 Well, let's see now.
有… 有黄金 火腿… There's... there's gold, ham...
以及 and
美人鱼的眼泪 the tears of a mermaid.
好吧 说到了两个 算你通过 左边第一个 Yeah, two out of three. Close enough. First on your left.
我这个飞艇的气球里包含 The balloon of my airship contains
- 2万立方体的氢气 - 麻烦借过 - 20,000 cubic of hydrogen gas. - Excuse me.
不好意思 Sorry.
这里 这个开放的火炉 Just here, you will notice the open log fire
可以在高空维持适宜的温度 to ensure a comfortable temperature at higher altitudes.
船长 Captain?
船长 船长 请等一下 Captain, Captain, please,
你不能在没有波莉的情况下独自登台 you can't possibly appear on stage without Polly.
耐心点 查尔斯 时机未到 Patience, Charles. All in good time.
打扰了 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
- 对不起 - 白痴 - Sorry. - Idiot!
- 等我一秒 - 但是 船长… - Just a tick. - But, Captain...
这怎么可… How on earth did...
我的汽艇将会革新气象学和制图学领域 My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and cartography,
但最主要的 but mostly,
是能从上面看到女人的胸部 it's for looking down ladies' tops,
有创意 Ingenious.
船长 我真的 真的认为 Captain, I really, really think
最好还是交给我来展示 it would be best if I take over from here.
这个展示也是照着一定流程来的 There's a certain manner in which these things are conduct.
胡说 恰克 Nonsense, Chuck.
这个展示真正需要的是表演技巧 What this science stuff needs is a bit of showmanship!
看 是船长 Look, it's the captain.
船长 船长 Captain! Captain!
各位科学家同行们 天才们 怪胎们 Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks,
做好糊涂的准备 prepare to be confounded,
做好惊奇的准备 prepare to be amazed.
准备… Prepare to...
等一下 这是什么 Wait a second, what's this?
这是什么 What's this?
等一下 Stop!
我是世上的顶尖医师 I am the world's leading doctor,
我认为你的这项科学太过令人震撼 and I declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half.
白化医生 你是在说 Dr. Albino, are you saying that
那些有神经质的人应该立即离开 those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately,
以防因我这个绝世的出色发现 in case the sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery
而震撼到心脏爆裂 should cause their hearts to explode?
是的 I am.
好了 科学爱好者们 这是个劝诫 Well, science lovers, you have been warned.
- 这次冒险行动真有教育意义 - 的确 This is our most educational adventure ever.
死而复生 Back from the dead,
从地下归来 back from beyond the grave.
归来震惊世人 Back to astound you all.
世界第九大奇迹 The ninth wonder of the world,
她穿越了半个地球今晚来到这里 She's travelled halfway across the globe to be here tonight.
波莉在此 Here's Polly!
居然是渡渡鸟（古代巨鸟） It's a dodo.
我的天呐 By Jove.
太棒了 That is astounding!
一只活生生的渡渡鸟 An actual dodo!
让电力学什么的都黯然失色了 Makes electricity look like a pile of crap.
英国皇家学会对于 The Royal Society's prize
最佳科学发现的奖励 for best scientific discovery.
我希望不是一张支票 I hope it's not a cheque,
将授予 is awarded to...
你们知道这几天英币和达布隆(古西班牙金币) Have you any idea what the sterling-doubloon
的汇率吗 exchange rate is these days?
给科学家船长 the Scientist Captain.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
你们太好了 You're too kind.
够了 够了 谢谢你们 Please stop. Enough. Thank you.
多谢 Thank you.
就只有这个 Is that it?
当然不止了 Oh, no.
- 很好 - 你还将得到 - Good. - You also get
这套皮革封面的百科全书 this leather-bound set of encyclopedias.
失陪一下 多谢大家 Excuse me just one moment. Thank you.
好了 恰克 Okay, Chuck,
我跟旁边那白痴一样很喜欢这套百科全书 Now, I like encyclopedias as much as the next man,
但是它们不能帮我赢得年度最佳海盗 对吧 but they're not exactly gonna help me win Pirate of the Year, are they?
我的战利品在哪 Where's the booty'?
战利品 什么战利品 Booty? What booty'?
奖品啊 "数不尽的财宝" 记得不 The prize! The "untold riches," remember?
也许是我没解释清楚 Perhaps I didn't explain.
奖品并不全是钱 It's not all about money.
真正的奖品是 No, the real prize is
至高无上的 印度女王 Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India
爪哇王国的统治者 Ruler of the Kingdom of Java
- 和她单独对话 - 信仰的守卫者 - a personal audience with - Defender of the Faith,
- 维多利亚女王 - 维多利亚女王 - Queen Victoria! - Queen Victoria
本人 herself.
科学家船长 Scientist Captain,
恭喜你 congratulations,
这真是惊人的发现啊 What a tremendous discovery.
殿… 殿下 Your... Your Majesty.
这些迷人的绅士们都是什么人 And who are these charming fellows?
- 这是我的船员 - 他是说是他实验室的助手 - Well, this is my crew. - By which he means lab assistant crew,
是的 是的 我会用船员来形容我的伙伴们 Yes, yes. I'm using "crew" in the street sense,
哟 Yo.
殿下您好 我是查尔斯·达尔文 And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty.
我有份帮忙找到渡渡鸟 I helped find the dodo.
随便啦 Yes, whatever.
你那可爱的小发现去了哪里 But where has your delightful creature disappeared to'?
正在休息呢 殿下 我把她藏起来了 Resting, ma'am. Hidden away.
恐怕只有盛大场合才会出现 I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid.
这是为了防止一些邪恶势力想偷走她 In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see.
邪恶势力 Sinister forces?
对了 Dear.
宫殿里正好有一处非常好的宠物园 Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace
波莉呆在那里会非常安全 where Polly would be quite safe.
也许我们可以 Perhaps we could
替你保管 take her off your hands,
抱歉了 殿下 但是这行不通 I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question.
她在那会很开心的 But she'd have a lovely time.
那里有豚鼠和小毛驴 There are guinea pigs and a donkey.
不 不 我不能把她给你 殿下 No, no, I couldn't, ma'am.
给我这样的人也不行 Not even for little old me?
不 不 恐怕不行 殿下 No, no, no, I'm afraid not, ma'am.
不行 殿下 对于一个海盗来说 No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate
没什么比他信任的渡渡鸟更重要了 than his trusted dado.
她是一艘船的灵魂所在 She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat,
你刚刚是不是说了 Did you say
"海盗" "pirate"?
海盗 不 不 不 我没说 Pirate? No, no, no, no, no.
我说的是科学家 Scientist,
研究古老科学的 永不知足的科学家 Yes, good old, good old science. Can't get enough of it.
混合混合东西 Mixing stuff together,
把试管装满 点上本生灯 You know, lest tube tubing and Bunsen burning.
看见没 See?
他不是科学家 He's no scientist!
他是女童子军 He's a Girl Guide!
他不是女童子军 He's no Girl Guide!
- 他是个海盗 - 海盗 - He's a pirate! - Pirate!
等等 等一下 Hang on, hang on.
这里面肯定有误会 There's been some kind of mistake, Some,
一些小误会 哇 小伙子们 some silly mistake. Whoa, laddies!
停下 停下 我可以解释 Stop, stop. I can explain.
殿下 Your Majesty.
他把渡渡鸟藏起来了 He's hidden the dodo,
如果你现在砍下了他的脑袋 If you chop his head off now,
我们就永远也找不到了 we might never find out where,
等一下 Wait a mo.
不知道为什么 One doesn't know why.
也许是因为他茂盛的胡须或是白亮的牙齿 Perhaps it's his luxuriant beard or his gleaming teeth
又或者是他身上淡淡的椰子味 or the way he smells faintly of coconuts
我现在看中这个海盗了 but we have taken a shine to this pirate,
你叫什么名字 海盗船长 Do you have a name, pirate captain?
他们都叫我海盗船长 They call me the Pirate Captain.
好吧 海盗船长 Well, Pirate Captain,
我们就此宽恕你的海盗恶行 we hereby pardon you of your piratical crimes.
你可以呆在伦敦 海盗船长 You will stay in London, Pirate Captain,
用你的故事和智慧给我们解闷 and entertain us with your stories and your wit,
尤其是 and especially
你那只亲爱的小渡渡鸟 your dear little dado.
吓死我了 Hell's barnacles,
拜托我们能离开这了吗 Can we please get out of here now'?
真是有惊无险啊 二副 That was a bit close for comfort, Number Two.
我会为您拿到渡渡鸟的 殿下 I will get you the dodo, Your Majesty.
等着你好消息 达尔文先生 See that you do, Mr. Darwin,
船长 Captain?
船长 船长 Captain! Captain!
赶紧 伙计们 快点 Hurry up, lads, chop-chop,
让我们回到我们真正属于的大海去吧 let's get back to sea where we belong.
嗯 同意 船长 Aye, aye, Captain!
我告诉过你来伦敦是个糟糕的主意 I told you coming to London was a bad idea,
我越早闻到海水的味道 the sooner I get the smell of brine in my
船长 Captain!
哇 Whoa!
你这不是要走吧 You're not leaving, surely'?
确实是要离开了 I most certainly am,
你太令我失望了 查尔斯 You've let me down badly, Charles,
听着 听着 Look! Look!
- 还有 坦白地说… - 船长… - Also, to be frank... - Captain...
你的鼻子对于你的脸来说太小了 your nose is too small for your face.
但你是伦敦城家喻户晓的人物啊 But you're the toast of London Town,
女王赦免令 海盗船长震惊伦敦
我是说 看看这个 I say, look at that,
确实很吸引人 they've really captured my eyes.
我们希望你能在离开之前来参加 We were hoping you might come out for a little
一个小小的庆典 celebration before you go.
我们可不想误了潮汐啊 船长 We don't want to miss the tide, Captain,
- 不 不 不 没问题 - 船长 - No, no, no. Quite right, quite right. - Captain,
来参加吧 拜托了 do join us, please?
我会停留一刻 盛情难却啊 I'll just stop for a quick one. Rude to refuse,
- 但这是火腿之夜啊 - 我就去二十分钟 - But it's Ham Night. - I'll be 20 minutes,
最多半个小时 Half an hour tops,
就让她… 让她在没有我的情况下热热身吧 Just get her... Get her warmed up without me.
我们现在不走吗 Aren't we going yet?
那年度最佳海盗奖怎么办 But what about winning the Pirate of the Year
还要不要展示给其他船长看看 他不是个失败者 and showing all those other captains that he's not a loser?
嘿 过来吧 船长 Yoo... hoo! Come along, Captain,
船长 Captain
- 干杯吧 - 晚上好 - Cheers! - Good evening.
谢了 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you so very much,
- 船长… - 您的芳名是 - Captain... - And your name is?
简·奥斯汀小姐 Miss Jane Austen.
这就是为什么 在一场一对一战斗中 And that, and that is why, in a straight fight,
一只鲨鱼也许能打败一只吸血鬼 a shark would probably beat a Dracula,
简·奥斯汀啊 你可以把它随意写进你的书里 Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books,
海盗船长 你真是一个天生的健谈者 Pirate Captain, you are a born raconteur,
比起上一个让我们发疯的家伙好多了 So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over.
你们真是太好了 You've all been terribly kind.
滚一边去 Do run along,
再来一杯吧 船长 Another drink, Captain?
干杯 恰克 Cheers, Chuck.
我想说 你们不会 I say, you're not
- 有什么血缘关系吧 - 什么 - related in some way, are you? - Pardon?
你们俩有点 It's just you, sort of
好了 不说了 没事了 没事 Well, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing,
干杯 Cheers,
你知道我发现了什么吗 查尔斯 Do you know what I've discovered, Charles?
你成名之后交的朋友 The friends you make after you've become famous
要比你许多年前交的朋友 are better, truer friends
更好 更真实 than the ones you've had for years beforehand.
说的一点没错 So very wise,
但是这帮伙计认为我是个傻子 But the lads will think I'm a fool.
不 你是傻子 No. A fool, you?
你可是个聪明的伟人 You're an intellectual giant.
就看看你是怎么使波莉安全得 Just look at how you managed to keep Polly safe
远离那些邪恶势力的吧 from those sinister forces
是的 我确实做到了 对吧 Yes, I did do that, didn't I?
是的 You did.
无论她藏在哪里 And wherever she's hidden,
我敢打赌那是个非常有创意的地方 I bet it's somewhere really ingenious,
确实如此 It is rather.
你永远猜不到的 You'll never guess where,
当然了 船长 你比我聪明多了 Well, no, why, you're too smart for me, Captain.
就在每个人的鼻子下面 Right under everyone's noses,
或者应该说 就在我的鼻子下面 Or right under my noses, anyhow,
看… 这里 Ta... da!
你一直把波莉放在你的胡子里 You've been keeping Polly in your beard?
实际上 我把所有东西都放在这里 Actually, I keep all sorts in here.
很抱歉 船长 I'm sorry about this, Captain.
为什么抱歉 About what?
这个… 这个死猴子要干嘛 What the... What's the monkey-man playing at'?
别动 抢劫
这显然都不是真枪 This patently isn't even a real.
快回来 你们这两个蠢蛋 Come back here, you lubbers!
抱歉了 阁下 Sorry, Your Reverence.
抓住你了 你这个混蛋 Got you, you rogue!
听起来还不错 Yeah, that's rather nice.
我的天呐 你在搞什么鬼 Neptune's lips, what are you up to?
对不起 对不起 不是我的错 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not my fault,
"不是你的错" 是什么意思 What do you mean "not your fault"?
你偷了波莉 还把我最爱的帽子射了几个孔 You steal Polly, you shoot my best hat full of holes.
好吧 继续 Well, go on, then.
你自己解释一下 Explain yourself.
有一个姑娘 There's this girl,
我无可救药地被她迷倒了 I'm hopelessly smitten with her.
继续说 I'm listening,
我知道她非常喜爱异国动物 I know haw partial she is to exotic animals,
我觉得如果我能为她带去渡渡鸟 and I thought if I could get her the dado
她可能就会喜欢上我 then she might like me,
真是难为情啊 I'm so ashamed,
你怎么不早说 Why didn't you say so?
我们总会做些蠢事来取悦姑娘们 We've all done stupid things to impress girls,
你应该表现得冷淡一点 Yeah, you should act aloof.
姑娘们都喜欢冷酷的男人 They love it when you act aloof.
她肯定是个迷人的姑娘你才会费这么大劲 Still, must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble,
她确实是与众不同 She is quite a girl,
我了个去 Kraken's biscuits!
达尔文先生 Mr. Darwin,
不会吧 查尔斯 Honestly, Charles,
正是她的圆髻让我迷恋不已 It's the bun. The bun really does it for me.
我看到你带了个朋友来 And I see you've brought a friend.
我真高兴啊 How delightful,
抱歉 我没打算 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
噢 学聪明点吧 你连这么点小任务都完成不了 是吧 Oh, get a grip, man. You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you?
真可悲啊 It's pathetic,
听着 船长 我知道我这么做都错了 Listen, Captain, I can see I've gone about this all wrong.
你看看 我可能拥有的是柔弱的身体 You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman,
但我有着非常想得到渡渡鸟的坚硬的心 but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo.
我记得你们海盗都喜欢这种闪闪发光的东西 I seem to recall that you piratical types have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things,
还是我把你们和喜鹊混淆了 or am I getting you muddled up with magpies?
我办不到 I couldn't,
我是说 波莉她是我的家人 I mean, Polly, she's a family.
来吧 船长 这太容易了 Come now, Captain, it's so simple,
波莉在我的宠物园里可以生活得像女王一样 Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo
而你… 好吧… and you... Well...
有了这样的宝藏 With treasure like this,
你可以名扬七海了 you could be famed across the seven seas.
船长 Captain.
波莉不是可出售的货品 Polly's not for sale.
你 能赢年度最佳海盗 You? Win Pirate of the Year?
您稳操胜券的 先生 You're a shoo-in, sir.
七海中没人哪个海盗能与您媲美 There's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you.
但是怎么赢年度最佳海盗呢 But what about winning Pirate of the Year
怎么像其他船长证明你不是一个失败者 and showing all those other captains that you're not a loser?
失败者… 失败者… Loser... Loser...
我是颗悬浮的脑袋 I'm a floating head.
好了 船长 So, Captain,
你做出正确的选择了吗 are you going to do the right thing?
我扬帆远航 ♪ I'm sailing out on the ocean
我在海洋上航行 I'm sailing out on the ocean
来到碧蓝的大海 ♪ Out on the deep blue sea ♪
在深蓝的海域上 Out on the deep blue sea
他说了只去二十分钟的 20 minutes, he said.
他是说了二十分钟的吧 Didn't he say 20 minutes?
不要担心 伙计们 Don't worry, lads.
他可能只是被抓起来了 He probably just got caught up,
你懂的 you know,
和巨型乌贼打一架什么的 battling a giant squid or something,
好了 出来吧 伙计们 Well, come on, you lubbers!
是他回来了 It's him!
我说过的 I told you!
我… 我说过他不会让我们失望的 I... I told you he wouldn't let us down.
嘿 伙计们 Hello, boys,
想我了吧 Miss me?
我是在做梦吧 I'm having a mirage.
不过 这怎么来的 But.How?
问得好 二副 Good question, Number Two,
我勇敢地洗劫了伦敦塔偷回来的 I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London.
这都是你从伦敦塔里偷的 You stole all this from the Tower of London?
没错 That's right,
然后我烧了塔 打倒了一只熊 Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a bear,
另外我还亲到了一位公主 and I kissed a princess for good measure.
你们还在等什么 别像海豚那样傻站着啦 Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises
这里还有印着我们名字的奖品呢 There's a trophy with our names on it!
起航去血色岛 Set a course for Blood Island!
稍等片刻 朋友们 Avast, me hearties!
欢迎来到第59届年度最佳海盗奖 And welcome to the 59th Annual Pirate of the Year Awards!
这才值票价嘛 对吧 二副 This is the ticket, eh, Number Two?
拜托了 拜托 波莉现在不能出来吗 Please, please, please, can't Polly come out now'?
最好别出来 Best not,
她还很累呢 She's still very tired.
- 今晚你们的主持人… - 嘘 - And here is your host for the evening... - Shush.
海盗之王 The Pirate King!
晚上好 海盗们 Hello, Pirates!
晚上好 海盗之王 Hello, Pirate King!
今晚有这有蠢货吗 Any lubbers in tonight?
没有 No!
小心身后 Behind you!
我是维多利亚女王 I'm Queen Victoria!
我讨厌海盗 And I hate pirates!
拜托 振奋起来 Come on, cheer up,
好了 你们这群无赖 And now, you swabs,
这就是最大奖项 this is the big one,
年度最佳海盗提名者如下: The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows:
黑心贝拉米 Black Bellamy.
弯刀丽兹 Cutlass Liz,
假腿黑斯廷斯 Peg-Leg Hastings,
还有最后入围的惊喜 And a surprise late entry,
海盗船长 the Pirate Captain!
独立评委会组 The panel of independent judges
计算了每位海盗的财宝 have counted each pirate's booty and declared
今年的获胜者是 that this year's winner is
海盗船长 the Pirate Captain!
等一下 Excuse me!
打扰一下 Excuse me,
这真是很感人 Listen, this is all very moving.
我热泪盈眶 但是 I'm welling up here, but
贝拉米 你这样不合规矩 Bellamy, this is most irregular!
这个也不合规矩 So is this!
似乎维多利亚女王赦免了海盗船长 It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain,
不会吧 No!
那又怎么样呢 So what if she did?
如果你被赦免了 If you've been pardoned,
技术层面来说你就不算一个海盗了 then, technically, you're no longer a pirate,
如果你都不再是海盗了 And if you're no longer a pirate,
你也就不可能成为年度最佳海盗了 you really can't be Pirate of the Year,
你可以吗 Now. can you?
- 不 你不行 - 是的 - No, you can't! - That's right!
这是真的吗 Is this true?
好吧 坦白说 这真是太消极的看事情方式了 Well, that's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.
真是恶毒的背叛啊 Villainous treachery!
背叛的邪恶 Treacherous villainy!
你背叛了海盗精神 You have betrayed the pirating fraternity.
但是 海盗之王 But, Pirate King.
交出你的海盗帽子和大衣 Your pirate hat and coat!
还有瞪着眼球的海盗徽章 Your pirate badge with googly eyes,
和铁钩世界打折卡 And your World of Hooks discount card.
没收他的财宝 Confiscate his treasure!
一点都不剩 Every last bit of it,
走开 愿你的伙伴以靠近你为耻 Begone! May your lubber shame bear down upon you.
你从此被逐出血色岛 You are hereby banished from Blood Island!
你不再是海盗了 You are a pirate no more!
外边呆着吧 And stay out!
好吧 好吧 不是个… 不算成功 Yes, well, not a... Not a total success.
我们才不需要他们和那个愚蠢的奖项 We don't need them and their stupid awards.
做海盗最棒的并不是财宝 The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure.
- 是弯刀 - 是火腿之夜 - It's the cutlasses. - It's Ham Night,
是波莉 It's Polly,
波莉在哪呢 船长 Where is Polly, Captain?
你什么意思 你知道她在哪 What do you mean? You know where she is,
她够伤心的了 She's been upset enough.
船长 Captain
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay,
我把她卖给了维多利亚女王换来了一船的财宝 I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure.
终于说出来了 There, I've said it.
好了 拜托 她不就是只鹦鹉嘛 Well, come on. She was just a parrot
准确地说 她都不算是鹦鹉 I mean, she wasn't even a parrot,
还总是船板上乱叫 到处咬人 Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone.
拜托 她害的我们半数人都破伤风了 She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake.
但她毕竟是我们的波莉啊 But she was our Polly,
其实你们应该为她感到高兴 Well, you know, you should be happy for her,
她会过上高品质的生活 She'll be, she'll be living the high life,
吃着包着金块馅的珍品 eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans.
嘿 你们要去哪 过来吧 Well, where are you swabs going? Come on.
我们还要去和当地女人到某个热带地方探险呢 Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical with those native ladies
她们的身材可是一览无遗啊 whose outfits don't leave much to the imagination.
看起来现在只剩下你和我了 额 二副 Looks like it's just you and me now, eh, Number Two?
形影不离的你和我 Good old inseparable you and me,
我们两个对抗世界 额 Us two against the world, eh?
是吧 Yeah?
就像西班牙火腿 Like Serrano ham and,
和另一种火腿一样 you know, that other kind of ham.
啊 Arrr.
你不能总在句子结尾的时候说"啊" You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence
然后觉得一切都没问题了 and think that makes everything all right,
好吧 好吧 走吧 都走吧 Fine. Fine, go on, then. Go,
走吧 Go!
我可不需要你们任何一个 It's not like I need any of you, anyway.
看看我在不在乎吧 See if I care,
我并未哭泣 ♪ I'm not crying
只是雨下过不停 ♪ It's just been raining...
我才不在乎 See if I care,
落在脸上 ♪ On my face
你看见好似泪痕 ♪ And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
请你 ♪ Please, please
伦敦欢迎您
不要告诉我的伙伴 ♪ Don't tell my mates
我并未哭泣 ♪ I'm not crying
真的 我并未哭泣 ♪ No, I'm not crying
若我流泪 ♪ And if I am crying
并不因为你 ♪ It's not 'cause of you
只因我想起一位将死的朋友 ♪ It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
你却对他一无所知 是的 他已奄奄一息 ♪ You don't know who is dying, that's right, dying
我并未因你离开伤心落泪 ♪ These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
【孤独巷】
我在切制洋葱 ♪ I've just been cutting onions
【童装】
为一个人作… ♪ I'm making a lasagna
卤汁面 ♪ For one
我并未哭泣 ♪ Oh, I'm not crying
我不会因你离去沮丧 ♪ I'm not upset because you left me this way
他们在四处搜寻 ♪ They've been looking around and are searching for you
捕捉你的足迹 ♪ They've been looking for you
【皇家学会 年度科学家】
但这并非我愿 ♪ Even though I told them not to
泪水不因伤悲 却为不胜欢喜 ♪ These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy
我在欢笑 ♪ I'm just laughing
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
我并未哭泣 ♪ I'm not crying
【皇家动物园】
我并未哭泣 ♪ I'm not crying
你来晚了 You're too late.
她已经走了 She's gone,
查尔斯吗 Charles?
是你吗 Is that you?
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
我们现在是流浪汉了 和做科学家时也没什么不同 We're tramps now. It's not unlike being a scientist, but
不过就是实验少了 流汗多了 with less experiments and more drinking your own sweat,
但是 波莉呢 她为什么不在自己笼子里 But! where's Polly? Why isn't she in her cage?
噢 这太可怕了 Oh, it's too horrible,
"世界领导人的盛宴" "Banquet for world leaders"?
我是个被爱蒙蔽的傻瓜 I've been a fool for love.
女王从来就没想要波莉呆在宠物园里 Victoria never wanted Polly for her petting zoo.
"老虎砂锅 黑犀牛炖肉 "Terrine of Tiger, Black Rhino Ragout,
熊猫脸煎饼" Panda Face Fritters"?
我发现女王是一个可怕的秘密吃货社团… I've discovered the Queen is a member of a terrible secret
…的成员 dining society.
世界各地的国王 女王和君主 Kings, queens, emperors from around the world,
他们在她的旗舰QV1号上会面 they meet on her flagship, the QV1,
享用他们能找到的最稀有的快要绝种的生物 to eat the rarest and most endangered creatures they can find.
而今年 年度大餐就是 This year, the highlight is
"橙子炖渡渡" "Dodo à I'Orange"?
她要吃了波莉 She's going to eat Polly?
这都是我的错 It's all my fault,
我是个糟糕的人 我再也找不到女朋友了 I'm an awful human being, I'll never get a girlfriend.
振作起来 兄弟 Now pull yourself together, man.
听好了 查尔斯 我们已经做了不可饶恕的事情 Now listen, Charles, we've all done something unforgivable,
我背叛了我的海盗荣誉 I've betrayed my pirate honour,
你背叛了科学 而波波先生背叛了动物王国 you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom,
- 我们要去营救她 - 就我们 - We've got to rescue her, - Us?
去一艘牢不可破的战舰上 对抗全世界的领袖们 Against the crowned heads of the world on an impregnable warship?
简直痴人说梦 It's impossible odds!
你不去幻想 那当然是不可能的 It's only impossible if you stop to think about it.
kuò yú
来吧 我们由蛞蝓进化而来 Come on, we didn't evolve from slugs
可不是为了坐在这卖劳力出汗的 是吧 just to sit here drinking our own sweat, now, did we'?
你要一起来吗 波波先生 Are you with us, Mr. Bobo?
你疯了吗
噢 我就说嘛 Oh, I say,
好了 哎 Well, pah!
没有那只猴子我们也能成功 We can do without the monkey-man.
kuò yú
请问蛞蝓是怎么回事 Sorry, what was that about slugs?
没时间解释了 来吧 No time for that now, Come on,
♪ Ready, said are you ready to go?
♪ Said are you ready?
准备登船吧 书呆子 Prepare to be boarded, nerds,
♪ Full Stop, me, stop, Full Stop
♪ Ranking Full Stop
♪ That is my name and I would really, really say
♪ Full Stop, Ranking Full Stop
♪ Ranking Full Stop...
原来是真的 能看见女人的胸部 It's true! You can see down ladies' tops,
继续踩啊 查尔斯 Keep pedaling, Charles,
♪ Said are you ready to stop? I said stop
别动 抢劫
船只租赁
救命 Help!
♪ Ready, said are you ready to go?
♪ Said are you ready?
♪ Said are you ready to go?
♪ Full Stop, me, stop, Full Stop
♪ Ranking Full Stop
♪ As I would tell you 'bout this song, now come on...
♪ Said are you ready?
♪ Said are you ready to stop? I said stop
♪ I'm dead ♪
我了个去 啥也看不见 Neptune's nostrils. Not a thing.
她到底能在哪啊 Where the devil can she be?
船长 Captain?
踩快一点 恰克 Pedal faster, Chuck!
不过我们究竟怎样才能登船呢 But how on earth do we get on board?
可能有点疼 This might sting a bit,
我实在不行 I really don't
抓着点什么东西 Catch hold of something!
做得好 Good man,
【稀有生物餐饮俱乐部】
殿下 您觉得我的侏儒象金砖怎么样 How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets, Your Majesty'?
还不错 但是 They're good, but not quite
对我的品味来说还不够稀有 rare enough for my tastes,
还不够稀有 Not rare enough?
50年来只有3只 Only three have been seen in the last 50 years.
3只这么多 As many as three?
好吧 好吧 Well, well.
等着 看我给你们带来的主菜吧 Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course.
嘿 加斯顿 Gaston?
加斯顿 在吗 Gaston?
能听见吗 Are you there?
听见了 殿下 Ow, Your Majesty.
加斯顿 我觉得 Gaston, I think
- 应该可以上菜了吧 - 我了个去 - we're ready - Neptune's teeth,
一刻都不能耽搁了 我们得进去那个厨房 There's not a moment to lose, We've got to find that kitchen.
太悬了 我们都不知道从哪开始 But it's hopeless. Where do we even start to
这就是为什么我认为 在一对一的打斗中鲨鱼可以 So that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark
- 可能会打败吸血鬼 - 不 - would probably beat a Dracula - No!
不过 科学怪人对战水母 Course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish,
那就不能同日而语了 well, that's a different matter.
警报解除 恰克 All clear, Chuck.
嘿 恰克 Chuck?
别怕 查尔斯 我来了 It's all right, Charles, I'm coming!
【储油室】
- 别担心 只是… - 嘿 查尔斯 - Don't worry, I'll just - Charles?
坚持… 再坚持一下 Just... Just hang on!
【家禽室】
嘿 查尔斯 Charles?
我了个去 Poseidon's lips!
你没事吧 查尔斯 Are you all right, Charles?
嘿 你们两个 Hey. You there!
在这干什么 What are you doing here?
问得好 Well, now. Excellent question,
所有的异国动物都该被送去主厨那里了 All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now.
- 什么 - 这是什么 - What? - What is it'?
鸭子吗 Some sort of duck?
恩 是的 就是鸭子 Yes, yes. That's it, yes.
嘎 嘎 Quack, quack,
快点吧 厨房往那走 Hurry up, then. Kitchen's that way.
耶 走了 快点 Yeah, some away! Go on.
嘎 嘎 Quack, quack,
开始吧 我可爱的 Here we go. my pretty
到时候变成… It's time to be....
可口的 délicieux!
我的天呐 Mon dieu!
波莉 快到爸爸这来 Polly, come to daddy,
对不起 我的好姑娘 I'm sorry, old girl,
我保证 我再也不会离开你了 I will never, ever leave you again. I promise.
再也不离开你 I will never leave you.
我们最好赶紧离开这 Perhaps we'd best make a move,
是的 是的 当然了 回气球上去 Yes, yes, yes, of course. Back to the balloon.
嘿 加斯顿 Gaston?
加斯顿呢 Gaston?
有人吗 Hello?
船长 不 Captain. No,
你好 殿下 Hello, Your Majesty.
渡渡鸟马上就到 The dodo is coming tout de suite.
- 这太不明智了 - 入库了 - This really isn't wise. - Claudette est dans la bibliothèque.
我觉得我们该… Please, I think we...
不过你也知道 殿下 烹饪是急不来的 But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking.
这还是个精美的食谱 对吧 Is a very delicate recipe, uh?
渡渡鸟可是非常肥腻的菜 And the dodo is a very fattening dish,
也许不适合你 Perhaps is not so good for you.
你也明白 卡路里 会直接摄入你肥硕的大腿里 And, you know, the calories, they will go straight to your chubby thighs,
- 船长 - 贪一时美味 - Captain. - A minute on the lips
可就是一辈子… is a lifetime on the..
得了吧 Zut alors!
很好 很好 Well, well.
海盗船长 Pirate Captain,
又见面了… 你 Here you are again... And
噢 天呐 Oh, my
羽毛里面的是达尔文先生吗 Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers?
你们好 Hello,
这可真是意想不到的惊喜啊 What a delightfully unexpected surprise.
你知道吗 我觉得 私下里 You know, I think, secretly
我一直很爱慕你 查尔斯 I've always loved you, Charles,
天呐 Gosh,
真的吗 Really?
当然不是 No!
把渡渡鸟给我 Give me my dodo!
拜托了 薇琪 理智点 Now, come on, Vickie, be sensible.
看看你 不过是个小小的女王 It's just you, a tiny queen
来对抗我这个公海里勇猛的海盗 against me, a dashing terror of the high seas.
开始吧 En garde!
噢 亲爱的 Oh, dear!
我这么一个手无缚鸡之力 Poor defenseless me
的女孩要怎么办呢 what is a girl to do?
嘿 淡定 Now, steady on.
小心了 Now careful.
你知道我到底为什么讨厌海盗吗 Do you know why I really hate pirates?
童年阴影 是吗 Childhood trauma, was it?
你还是个婴儿的时候被海盗咬过 Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby?
嫉妒大胡子吗 Beard envy?
因为你们过时了 It's because you're out-of-date,
你们是恐龙 You're dinosaurs!
什么"海上罗曼史"都是废话 All that "romance of the seas" guff!
好了 我们聊到哪了 Right, where were we?
看看你 Look at you.
你早该灭绝了 You should be extinct,
还有你那可爱的小伙伴 Along with your little friend!
真遗憾吃不了海盗 Pity you can't eat pirates, really.
但是你也许尝起来和藤壶一个味道 But you'd probably taste of barnacles,
不过 小波莉一定会是 Whereas, dear little Polly here is going to be
非常美味的 absolutely delicious!
波波先生 Mr. Bobo?
把我的晚餐还给我 Give me back my dinner!
- 船长 接着 - 二副 - Captain, catch! - Number Two!
抱歉了 薇琪 Sorry, Vickie,
菜单上可没有渡渡鸟了 Dodo is off the menu.
不 不 停下 No, no, stop!
停下 Stop!
快停下 Stop!
我被一堆醋桶压住了 I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar!
干得好 恰克 Good work, Chuck.
二副 你们怎么在这 Number Two, what are you doing here?
你们怎么找到我的 其他人呢 How did you find me? Where are the lads?
别担心 他们也在做事呢 Don't worry, they're on the case.
多谢了波波先生 It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here.
他划船穿过半个海洋 来告诉我们你的计划… He rowed halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to...
你也知道的 我觉得你 And, you know, I figured you
在冒险关键时刻 都会被裹在香肠里 tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death
面对死亡 at about this point in an adventure.
是的 Yes,
是啊 Yeah.
嗯 Yes,
听着 二副 我… Listen, Number Two, I...
我知道 我让你们失望了 I realize I let you down.
对不起 Sorry.
我让大家都失望了 I let everybody down.
你知道吗 我… You know, I've...
好了 我的海盗生涯中 也做了一些可怕的事情 Well, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career.
比如上次 我拿婴儿来做鱿鱼饵 Like that time I used babies as squid bait.
还有那次我觉得 Or that other time I thought it would be
可以让乌龟来驾船 okay to let a turtle drive the boat
但实际上 but the thing is
我是说 我想说的是 I mean, what I'm trying to say is
你决定独自登上维多利亚女王的战舰 You decided to single-handedly lake on Queen Victoria's flagship,
为了营救波莉 in order to rescue Polly,
恐怕是的 Yes, I'm afraid I did.
这太愚蠢了 That's terrifically idiotic.
是的 Yes,
这也就是为什么我和这帮伙计 It's also the reason why me and the lads,
烘焙苏打水
醋
好吧 我们依然认为 well, we still think
你是七海之上最棒的海盗 you're the best pirate on the seven sea.
我的天呐 Gad zoo ks!
不 No!
嘿 波莉 Polly!
不 别这样 Oh, no, you don't.
船长 Captain?
跟你的小朋友道别吧 Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye,
就这样 波莉 咬啊 That's it, Polly. Snip-snip,
快点 渡渡鸟 快咬 Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bile
那个胖女人抓了波莉 The dumpy lady's got Polly!
快咬啊 Snip-snip
快咬 Bite it!
快咬 你这只笨鸟 Bile it, you stupid bird!
快咬 Bite it!
不 No!
我的渡渡 My dodo!
波莉啊 Polly!
我的晚餐 My dinner!
要断了 Barnacles.
干得好 先生 Well done, sir.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 船长 Wah... hey, Captain!
公平竞争吧 先生 Fair play to you, sir,
哇 嘿 Wah... hey!
这是我们从未预料过的最温馨的冒险 This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever.
你要为此受到绞刑的 诅咒你 You'll swing for this! Curse you!
绞死你之后 我要砍掉你的脑袋 And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off!
把它放到大炮里 轰到太阳上去 I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun!
这是说他不再被赦免的吗 Does that mean he's not pardoned any more?
"赦免" "Pardoned"?
你将被全球通缉 You'll be outlawed across the globe!
你的脑袋要比其他任何海盗都要值钱 There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you!
你会恶名远扬的 The whole world will know your name!
欢迎回来 Welcome back,
船长 Captain,
海盗船长 休·格兰特
用围巾海盗 马丁·弗瑞曼
- 再见 - 再见 - See ya! - Bye!
拜拜 Bye... bye!
你有理想 就能成功 ♪ You can get it if you really want
维多利亚女王 伊梅尔达·斯汤顿
查尔斯·达尔文 大卫·田纳特
但必须努力追求 ♪ But you must try
很荣幸认识你 查尔斯 Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles.
祝你在科学上有所成就 Good luck with the science,
- 谢了 船长 - 有个小建议 - Thank you, Captain. - And just a little lip,
留胡子吧 grow yourself a beard.
能使你的脸看上去不要那么笨 It'll make your face look less lumpy.
黑心·贝拉米 杰里米·皮文
（弯刀）乔治·丽兹 萨尔玛·海耶克
选定一个你最想的梦想 ♪ You've got your mind set on a dream
假腿黑斯廷斯 兰尼·亨利
努力就能实现 尽管看起来很难 ♪ You can get it though hard it may seem now
海盗王 布耐恩·布莱塞得
【达布隆】从前的西班牙金币
10万达布隆 100,000 doubloons.
还不差嘛 波波先生 Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo?
你有理想 就能成功 ♪ You can get it if you really want
但必须努力追求 ♪ But you must try, try and try
这个 我真是… That. I...
- 那是鱿鱼须吗 - 是的 - Is this a bit of squid tentacle? - Yeah.
还有那个是我的耳屎 And that's my earwax.
白化海盗 拉塞尔·托维
痛风海盗 布莱丹·格里森
我总是告诉你 从来都和奖杯或者财宝无关 I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure.
重要的是你的内心 It's about who you are, inside,
我想说 你不是 I say, you're not
你不是个女人假扮的吧 二副 Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two'?
不 No,
因为海上经常发生那样的事 Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea.
要知道 奋斗虽然艰辛 ♪ But the harder the battle, you see
令人惊讶的婀娜海盗 阿什丽·詹森
胜利的果实 却很香甜 ♪ Is the sweeter, the victory now
喜欢日落和小猫的海盗 本·怀特黑德
你有理想 就能成功 ♪ You can get it if you really want
只要有理想 ♪ If you really want
【加拉帕戈斯群岛 酒吧与美女】
你有理想 就能成功 ♪ You can get it if you really want
但必须努力追求 ♪ But you must try ♪
引导 波波 先生 饰演自己
出发吧 同志们 Well, come on, you coves.
那些宝箱可不会自己跑来 Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves.
升旗 Hoist the flag!
啊 啊 船长 Aye, aye, Captain!
开启冒险的新航道吧 Set a course for adventure!
看见没 我早就说过 You see? I told you.
难道我没说吗 Didn't I tell you'?
放到船上做装饰吧 Just added on for decoration, my foot.
♪ We are young We run green
♪ Keep our teeth nice and clean
♪ See our friends See the sights
♪ Feel all right
♪ We wake up We go out
♪ Smoke a fag Put it out
♪ See our friends See the sights
♪ Feel all right
♪ Are we like you? I can't be sure
♪ Of the scene As she turns
♪ We are strange in our worlds
♪ But we are young We get by
♪ Can't go mad Ain't got time
♪ Sleep around If we like
♪ But we're all right
♪ Got some cash Bought some wheels
♪ Took it out Across the fields
♪ Lost control Hit a wall
♪ But we're all right
♪ Are we like you? I can't be sure
♪ Of the scene As she turns
♪ We are strange in our worlds
♪ But we are young We run green
♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean
♪ See our friends See the sights
♪ Feel all right
♪ Are we like you? I can't be sure
♪ Of the scene As she turns
♪ We are strange in our worlds
♪ But we are young We run green
♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean
♪ See our friends See the sights
♪ Feel all right ♪